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Tommy Lee vs. Kid Pebble

I love to follow the life of Tommy Lee. The last time I catalogued his latest exploits was back in the summer of 05, with his NBC reality show about going back to college. In between then, he's had sex with a buxom blond (who actually was NOT Pamela Anderson) on table at a party after exclaiming to a server, "Yo, is it alright if we have sex in here?" That was the most interesting. Until now. At Sunday night's VMAs, Tommy Lee got bitch slapped by Kid Rock, both men famous exes of Pamela Anderson. Kid Rock said Tommy Lee provoked him, but I think the provocateur was Pamela herself, who can't really seem to let any ex go. But here is what Tommy had to say on his blog:

Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance....("I apologize sweetie.....I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards... grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I'm fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm's George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

My fav part is: "before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug", and of course, the whole calling a "Rock" a "Pebble." And you say you didn't go to college? That's clever shit.

Labels: bitch fights, Kid Rock, Tommy Lee

posted by SES @ 12:25 PM