Thursday, February 23, 2006

just can't wait anymore for axl?


Or his cornrows? Or his love handles? Or his package? Well, now you don't have to. According to Blabbermouth.net (or .com, I can't remember, but this isn't a term paper, so screw sources), three songs from Chinese Democracy have been leaked on the internet. Axl claims, as he has claimed every year for the past ten, that "people will hear the music this year."

"A full-length version of another track recorded during the sessions for GUNS N' ROSES' much-anticipated "Chinese Democracy" album has been leaked — this time of the song "There Was A Time", or "T.W.A.T." The track, which has been rumored to exist for some time within the GUNS N' ROSES fan community, is the third new GN'R song to make its way online in two days — joiing the full-length leak of the song "I.R.S." and a one-minute, 20-second clip of a track called "Better". GUNS N' ROSES' management has reportedly been asking webmasters to delete the files from their sites, and to also remove any links to them, in an effort to stop their spread. It's unknown where the leaks originated. Although GUNS N' ROSES frontman Axl Rose has yet to officially comment on the leaks, Lisa Reed, wife of longtime GN'R member Dizzy Reed, reportedly let her feelings be known in an online post. "I just don't understand it," she wrote with regards to the leak. "If people claim to love the band and Axl so much, why on earth would you do something you know will piss them off? Especially when all signs point to it getting closer and closer. It's like shaking all your Christmas presents on the 23rd of December and figuring out what they are. No surprise and you ruined the fun for the giver. I just as much as anyone want this record to come out. But BE PATIENT!'" Axl Rose has said fans would get to hear new music this year, and former lead guitarist Slash has been telling interviewers that "Chinese Democracy" will be out in March, but no official release date has been announced."

"Ruined the fun for the giver"? When the gift is "T.W.A.T."? Lisa, I think people are sick of waiting fucking ten years for music, and that's why there have been internet leaks. Plus, it's horrifying when Axl does make a rare public appearance, like singing karaoke at a party for Korn, and he looks atrocious. We long for the old days...

-->check those things out! his pumps say AXL. I'd love to get some hightops like that.

4 Comments:

At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a bit of IRS on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago. It was sorta good, sorta shitty. He had that new extra-gritty Axl voice, unfortunately and I heard NO slash guitar licks. But ths song had that sweet old GnR feel, just like before. Maybe the final mix will be better.

I sure hope he loses weight. And I hope his package doesn't shrink.

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how surprised people are when something magically turns up on the internet. Hello?! Everything ends up on the internet, you fucking losers. Hell, I googled my own name and like 10 pages came up. All my STD tests showed up...now how'd the internet get that info? The internet is an omniscient god or something.

Besides, when you're as notorious as Axl, everything good or bad (and most of it's been bad lately) finds its way to the internet. Pretty archaic to act pissed off when something "leaks" to the internet. But maybe GnR and everyone affiliated with them are still living in the good ole days (the 80s) and haven't upgraded to computers that have access to the internet...they're stuck playing Joust and Hearts.

 
At 9:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure this is all just a publicity stunt anyway...who ran away from the studio to his home computer with GnR tracks? The janitor?

and to his credit, these pics are kind of outdated. Maybe Axl is on a workout/plastic surgery regime like Vince Neil was before his "comeback", and he'll premiere his new look before the album comes out. My fingers are crossed the package doesn't shrink though

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Tommie Shefsky said...

I really like the length of all these comments.

 

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