introducing the OhMiBod
Yeah, so the college post didn't work out too well. I do think back on my ridiculously long text-only posts of yesteryear and want to thank everyone who attempted to read more than one paragraph. I know I started to get a little bored when I re-read that D.H. Lawrence essay. But that makes it an even better note to self: that's why you should read more.
But this brings me to today's post, something I meant to post when I first saw it a couple days ago but is now even more fitting as a piggyback of Kristin's post from today about the karaoke ipod...check it out at www.yourcraniumcalled.blogspot.com
Meet the ohmibod, a vibrator you hook up to your ipod, known as the ultimate ipod acsexsory. I am not making this up...pretty soon they're going to have ipod brand oxygen tanks to rock out while you breathe in filtered air. Here's some of their slogans: "Tune in and turn on." "Use the volume wheel to power up the vibes." "Vibrate to the rhythm of your favorite music." "A whole new way to plug n' play." "We put the 'o' in technO, cOuntry, rOck, etc." "Vibe variations are as wide and wild as your playlist." Also in the acsexsory section is a dildo you can attach to the head of the vibrator and...it's bright pink, like magenta Barbie pink. They also have black so you can experience the nubian love.
Someone please tell me if they buy one. It's $69...how appropriate, you seventh grade boy.
posted by SES @ 12:25 PM
8 Comments:
Oh My!
Holy hell I can’t believe this. How long can that thing really vibe for on an iPod battery life? And with all the iPod battery issues in the past… wow. I am astonished. I thought that the iBreath breathalyzer was pushing it but this really topped all. Where the heck did you find this? Good discovery!
Speaking of… remember when Roger had a breathalyzer and everyone that would use it became instantly ill the next day. What was up with that?
Roger Adamson? I didn't know he had a breathalyzer...but everyone probably got sick from it being a party gag and people blowing in it when they're drunk.
and SO true about ipod battery life. it wouldn't even last for one orgasm.
found it on my fav celeb site dlisted.blogspot.com
when is the pocket pussy version coming out?
I've actually been in the market for a dild. I think I might check it out. Can you buy it at the apple store or do you have to go to a toy shop? P.S. We need to hang out soon.
I hope she never reads your blog because she will KILL you. Also, I know 2 other people that have that vibrator. It's expensive
I can't believe you just told everyone that Dacia got a rabbit. Katie is right she would kill you. Good thing she doesnt read blogs. Katie where the hell have you been?
okay, you're right, but like three people read my blog. how do you delete comments?
hahahahaha
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