Believe YOU can fly
This is R. Kelly. 21 counts of child pornography R. Kelly. Chicago's beloved R. Kelly. 
And this is a real book, an inspirational children's story about R. Kelly's life. Apparently, a company in Chicago thought he was such an amazing man, and his rags-to-riches tale so heartfelt, they felt it right to make a book about him. But not a biography for adults; there's enough of those. What population was in need of some information about R. Kelly? That's right, the children! There's even a scene in the book where R. Kelly is onstage singing surrounded by screaming girls. It's hard to decipher their ages because they're cartoons, but it's safe to say they're not the marrying age. Like Aaliyah wasn't when she married R. Kelly. It would be wonderful to see R. Kelly read this book aloud to a group of youngsters, which would only appropriately end with him showering the kiddie crowd with pee.
posted by SES @ 5:07 PM
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