Thursday, October 12, 2006

Topic: KFed; Topic: Disney & YouTube

I got an email from House of Blues that there's an internet presale for his show going on right now. KFed is coming to Chicago Wednesday, November 8 and tickets are $25. I don't know why I'm posting this, as if I'm trying to round up people to get crunked and go see KFed--tight--but I feel like I owe him that much. I mean, he is in my top 8.
So now that Google has acquired YouTube, they already have their first scandal on their hands. And it involves...dun dun dun...DISNEY. That's like f-ing with Barbie & Mattel--don't even try it. From DListed:

"A video of several Disney characters involved in some kind of sex orgy was pulled off YouTube yesterday. The clip showed Goofy groping Minnie from behind and later she was groped by some kind of snowman. They proceed to have fake sex. In another clip Mickey Mouse gets in on the action with the snowman. Damn, that snowman is a slut! The video was shot at Disneyland Paris and was immediately seized by Disney officials. I'm guessing these actors are dead now. Disney is no joke! I worked there for a quick minute and their rules are ridiculous. I mean, they can store bodies all over the park."

Seriously, like in the lagoon of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Perfect body-dumping spot. And anything floating would just look like dead pirate props. Arrg.

The funniest part of all this is that they still wore their over-sized gloves to do the groping. And they all look so happy.

Monday, October 09, 2006

for Tommy, titty bar patron

from atom.smasher.org