Friday, June 23, 2006

By the time I grab my books and I get myself a look...

Remember "Saved by the Bell"? And when people actually wore letter jackets? Tommy might remember this, during the fifties when boys would pin girls and give them their varsity letter jackets.
Girls, you'll certainly remember Preppy and Slater, Zack with his cool cellular phone the size of a shoe and Slater who called his women "mama."
And I think we all remember that Kelly Kapowski certainly didn't have her "90210" rack at Bayside. I hope someone opens this up in a library and/or work setting.
But there's trouble in rerun-ville. Aside from Lisa Turtle's cocaine scandal and Jessie Spano's nude dancing, Screech has now fallen on hard times...
He's supposed to be evicted from his house somewhere in Wisconsin and is desperately trying to get people to buy t-shirts to raise $250,000 to save his house. The website is here: www.getdshirts.com and features a special message from "Dman" who says, "First we rallied to free Winona. The next time we voted for Pedro. This time we'll save Screech's house!" This reminds me of when MC Hammer went broke, and I didn't feel sympathetic then either. But apparently others do. His website has pictures of people holding signs that say "Screech 3:16" and "Trust the Dust!" If only there was a gospel according to Screech, Sunday School would have been so much more entertaining.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

readers wanted

So Katie and I have been talking about starting a book club, and our first featured novel will be The Devil Wears Prada. I guess there will be no boys joining this potential book club. Let me know if you want to join. We plan on drinking lots of wine, and occasionally reading books that aren't made into movies. Nothing serious.


I pretty much only posted today in response to Tommy's post that we're all losers and blogworld is dead, and then when Steph commented that no one blogs anymore. Which is totally true; I live for comments and what's the point of posting if no one comments anymore? Just a heads-up that this post doesn't have a point, mostly it's a retaliation that blogworld is semi-alive.

So I really miss playing Scrabble.


Nothing new here, he's still crazy. Did anyone see footage of him dancing like a jag on BET? And everyone was chanting, "Go Tom, go Tom." I imagine him riding his motorcycle around the house with this look on his face.


I love Jeopardy! Pick your category, I made questions, to be answered in comments section. Their difficulty is about a Teen Jeopardy! tournament level. American Literature, $200: What novel features a nameless protagonist whom we follow from South to North? Televised History, $100: Sinead O'Connor ripped up a picture of who on Saturday Night Live? The Wizard of Oz, $400: What novel, and subsequent Broadway musical, traced the life of Elphaba, Glenda's one-time best friend? Oh "mi", 50 cents: What's a name you call yourself, from "The Sound of Music" "Kiss"ing Music, $500: "This Kiss" is a song by who?


Did you know Jim Carrey makes out? With people? And not just any people, but JENNY MCCARTHY? Eww.


K-Fed's my friend on myspace. I know this isn't cool. But papozao!


I'm really into having theme parties. I would dress up if you had one. This was a Barbies Ho's N GI Joes party and me, Katie, and Melissa were the only people who dressed up. (As 50s Party Barbie, Aerobics Barbie, and Glam Rock Barbie). My wig was rad, except it kept falling off. Seriously, have a theme party. Where's Jeff Schneider when you need a theme party?