Friday, March 10, 2006

test your celeb smarts before you drink it all away this weekend

match celebs with their real names:
1. ferdinand lewis alcindor, jr.
2. harlean carpentier
3. calvin broadus
4. william board
5. veronica louise ciccone
6. bernice frankel

a. snoop dogg
b. madonna
c. kareem abdul-jabar
d. bea arthur
e. billy idol
f. jean harlow

which star has not claimed to have been sexually abused?
a. teri hatcher
b. oprah
c. suzanne somers
d. sally struthers

name the star of her own ABC sitcom who suffers from multiple personality disorder?

what pop singer adopted his now pin-thin daughter at the age of eight?

gwyneth paltrow was high school friends with what 'saturday night live' star?

which star has not served time in jail?
a. tim allen
b. tommy lee
c. tara reid
d. zsa zsa gabor

name three stars of 'the mickey mouse club' when they were tweens.

nicolas cage is part of what famous hollywood family? (not the cages)

halle berry became deaf in one ear after a domestic dispute with which former husband/baseball player?

name two stars or singers who slept in their cars prior to becoming famous.

who will be katie holmes' birthing partner? (it's not tom cruise)

who was arrested for peeing in public in a McDonald's?



...and this is how I spend my time at work...

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

don't get pregnant in South Dakota

I'm uninspired in terms of blog topics, so I decided to look through some old photos and post a few from various times. I wanted to write about Three 6 Mafia winning an Oscar, but I couldn't find an excerpt from their acceptance speech (maybe because no one understood it through all the f-bombs?) or any good pics of the performance. Truthfully, I just wanted one of that burning Chevy Caprice and maybe one of the rhythmic ghetto dancers. Oh well.

So I need to start taking some new pictures, because all I have now are old pictures and they're making me sappy and nostalgic. But most of these are from Yourup and Maura's lakehouse.
Me feeling up Juliet.


I imagine Homer saying this, just like he says, "Saxomophone."


We took this picture only because our driver, Borak, had the most giant package we'd ever seen in our lives--it easily was strapped to one side of his legs. He was also hung-over.

Dear Scrabble,

I miss you.

Love, Sarah


Maura and Kristin at Maura's lakehouse.


Nick and Maura dirrrty dancing.


I can't remember what Jason was doing, but Maura and James sure think it's funny. Ross on the other hand, may actually have a pout lip going.


Dance party in Will's lakehouse basement! Me and Katie.


No, fuck YOU.