introducing the OhMiBod
Yeah, so the college post didn't work out too well. I do think back on my ridiculously long text-only posts of yesteryear and want to thank everyone who attempted to read more than one paragraph. I know I started to get a little bored when I re-read that D.H. Lawrence essay. But that makes it an even better note to self: that's why you should read more.
But this brings me to today's post, something I meant to post when I first saw it a couple days ago but is now even more fitting as a piggyback of Kristin's post from today about the karaoke ipod...check it out at www.yourcraniumcalled.blogspot.com
Meet the ohmibod, a vibrator you hook up to your ipod, known as the ultimate ipod acsexsory. I am not making this up...pretty soon they're going to have ipod brand oxygen tanks to rock out while you breathe in filtered air. Here's some of their slogans: "Tune in and turn on." "Use the volume wheel to power up the vibes." "Vibrate to the rhythm of your favorite music." "A whole new way to plug n' play." "We put the 'o' in technO, cOuntry, rOck, etc." "Vibe variations are as wide and wild as your playlist." Also in the acsexsory section is a dildo you can attach to the head of the vibrator and...it's bright pink, like magenta Barbie pink. They also have black so you can experience the nubian love.
Someone please tell me if they buy one. It's $69...how appropriate, you seventh grade boy.
posted by SES @ 12:25 PM
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